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cereal? 3 meals a day? you are regressing into a student!!

Frank Black

I've heard that flushing contacts down the loo is dangerous! They move out to sea and become attached to the eyes of fish, who then lose their eyesight. Then, they begin to interbreed with other species because they can't tell them apart from other fish. This gives rise to a strange race of mutant fish, bent on global domination and with a strange penchant for wishing to become optometrists'. Also, the constant blinking by the fish (to keep the lenses in place) causes micro-tidal waves, which eventually join up and become giant tsunami. I think they are blaming the one in India on that. Really.

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